> Well played
“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”
“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN LIFE.
i have never been more done
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD How did I live life before this
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.
Someone needs to write this asap!
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells